THE FERAL TURTLE

THE FERAL TURTLE

Friday, October 3, 2014

Fifty Shades Of Turtle


Ahhhh ummmm yah so thanks Heather my friend blog acquaintance from The Beating Hearth!  I owe you one!

Haha  Just kidding...this was kinda fun!

Actually you probably didn't really want to know this about me, but it counts as a blog post...and I usually post on Fridays and I was too lazy  busy to edit my cooking pictures from the rocket stove 

and bury all of the failures.

so here is my Friday Post


1. What are you wearing?
I'm slumming it in Coco Chanel, but usually I wear Versace! 
 They make that in pajamas right?

2. Ever been in love?
I am in love with fudge.  I wish I had some right now......

3. Ever have a terrible break-up?
Why yes, I have.  I made this amazing fudge, but it kinda burned and I couldn't break it out of the pan.  It was terrible :(

but I ate it anyways ;(

4. How tall are you?
Put it this way....I usually need a ladder.  But when I'm on that ladder, I would say pretty tall.  So I am going to say pretty tall as my final answer!  Is that the right answer?  Do I win the million?

5. How much do you weigh?
It depends on what I am carrying.  If I have bricks for the rocket stove in my hand then a lot more than  if I have feathers for my fascinator.   And do I include the ladder?

6. Any tattoos?

I've sported a few rub-ons in my day and they might have had a skull or not.  Probably not but
 it had a maple leaf for Canada Day....eh!

7. Any piercings?

I really hate needles....but I was twelve and stupid...just my ears and only one hole in each.  I kinda remember the warning I heard too....
."If God wanted you to have holes in your head, you would have been born with holes in your head."


8. OTP (One true pair, favorite fictional couple?)
 

Gaius Baltar and Six of course.  Are there any better fictional couples??  


9. Favorite Show?
BSG of course!  (Battlestar Galactica) 2004-2009 version  That is the only one to watch!



10. Favorite Bands?
 
elastics!
 
11. Something you miss?
 Fudge.  I really miss you fudge.  I think I should make some today!



12. Favorite Song?
She's got electric boobs....her mom does too, you know I read it in a magazine oh oh.   or 
 Hold me close I'm Tony Danza.  Just kidding.  Too many to list, but I do like Heather, my new acquaintances Dirty Deeds Dunderchee.  That is truly a classic!  Rock on Heather


13. How old are you?

 Sometimes people ask me if I'm 12......do you think they are being mean or probably cuz I look so young?  I am totally taking that one as a compliment!

14. Zodiac sign?

I've been called a B.S.....er


15. Quality to look for in a partner.

Good in bed!
 and he must be able to weld.


16. Favorite Quote? 

Commander William Adama: Sometimes, you have to roll a hard six.
See #9

17. Favorite Actor?
 

Hmmmmm....I really don't know...I think I watch too much TV.  Too many choices.


18. Favorite Color?
The primaries and of course black and white.....then I can have them all. Muhahahahaha.

19. Loud music or soft?

 Sorry I couldn't hear you over the music.



 20. Where do you go when you are sad? 
To my Happy Place!


21.  How long does it take you to shower?
Why........ should I wait for you?

22.  How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
I'm still not ready.   I guess I should do something about that.  It's almost 5pm!



23. Ever been in a physical fight?

Of course....I have siblings!


24. Turn on?
 The TV.....I am pretty good with the remote.



25. Turn-off?

The TV but only when I can't keep my eyes open anymore.



26. The reason I started blogging?
So my kids would think I am famous.  


27. Fears?
 Losing my remote control.


28. Last thing that made you cry?
When I lost my remote control. 



29. Last time you said you loved someone?
 When I found my remote control.....I told it how much I loved it......oh wait, that was someone, not something..... why just today but I was drinking quite heavily!



30. Meaning behind the name of your blog (Feral Turtle)?

Mr. FT was jawing on about feral mules in California.  He tried to tell me that there was a population explosion of these animals.  They were multiplying like rabbits and the wildlife authorities opened season on them!  Anyone with a gun could go out and cull the herd. 
We were driving on a freeway......I was kinda listening but concentrating more on driving.  When it dawned on me what he was blabbering about, I quickly enlightened him that mules were sterile so it was impossible for them to be feral.  He realized at that moment his story had been made but believe me, it didn't stop him.
 He shares the same sign as me...see # 14 but not in date.
  Anyways I kinda thought it was funny (but don't tell him that)!  But if I called myself a mule, people might think I'm an ass....so I picked the next best thing, turtles, cuz I am kinda like one, tucked into my shell here.  That's how the Feral Turtle discovered me.


31. Last book you read?

The Rising....a book about the zombie apocalypse cuz it is totally gonna happen and I need to learn how to survive! 
 It wasn't Fifty Shades of Grey or the next two books cuz turtles wouldn't read that kinda smutty, sexy book.....hehehehehehe.


32. Book you are currently reading?
City of the Dead....part 2 to #31

33. Last show you watched?
BSG for about the 20th time and then 
The Walking Dead.......See #31 


34. Last person you talked to?

Hmmmmm does B.S.....ing count as talking....that would be Mr. FT

35. The relationship between you and the person you just texted?

 My phone company to tell them what crappy service I am getting for the obscene amounts of money they charge me per month! 

36. Favorite food?
 
does fudge count as food?
 
37. Place you want to visit?
The building store so I can finish my damn bedroom!  I need windows!
 
 38. Last place you were?
In the kitchen cleaning.

 
39.  Do you have a crush?
I'm with Andi from Delusions Of Ingenuity on this one
 Number Six from Battlestar Galactica

40. Last time you kissed someone?

 
I kissed my remote when I found it and then I kissed a piece of fudge that I just made

41. Last time you were insulted?
Last time I cooked not including fudge cuz everybody loves fudge!
42. Favorite flavor of sweet?
Is there any bad flavor of sweet?

43. What instruments do you play?
 I can make a symphony on my tablesaw and my drill is in the key of a minor.   I play the piano, and I play a mean Happy Birthday on the guitar.



44. Favorite piece of jewelry?
You mean tools?   I really love my Bosch drill and I have a crush on Ms Milwaukee!


45. Last sport you played?

Is TV a sport?

46. Last song you sang?
My ringtone from True Blood. 


47. Favorite chat up line?

Have you seen BSG? It's such a good show.  You really should watch it and then contact the producers and tell them to make it happen again.  They will know what you mean


48. Have you ever used it?

All the time......people avoid me now and call me a Trekkie, which is okay, as it's not a bad show, but believe me, it's no BSG.



49.  Last time you hung out with anyone?

 Like to dry?  After we grinded the concrete for the countertop of the rocket stove, I was soaked and hung out to dry, so that was three days ago.  Post coming soon.....



50. Who should answer these questions next?
I am hoping you guys want to play.......and they usually comment on my blog so hopefully they will read this post and say, "Oh Feral Turtle....thank you so much for inviting us to play.  We love you for it!  You're so awesome and we won't seek revenge or anything crazy like that!"

Right????

Amy from Stow and Tell U
Tuula from the Thrifty Rebel
Sherry from Thrift My House
 Don't hate me ladies....hate the game not the player!

Cheers!

15 comments:

  1. What is it with all the BSG? Am I missing something?

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  2. OMGosh, Karen, you are too funny and quick-witted! In your next life (provided you make it through this one with all of your DIYing), you should try stand-up comedy and/or write a book! Great way to start my day, just after coffee, of course!

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  3. How fun to read these Karen! I have to admit when BSG first came on TV, we had parties at our house and everyone loved that show! I miss those days. Looking forward to the new rocket posts!

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  4. The question is do you keep enough fudge around for when you tune in to BSG? And promise me you won't hop in that rocket stove and lift off to BSG land one day, never to be heard from again...pretty please??? So nice to learn a little more about you and challenge accepted.

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  5. Okay, I was careful not to have coffee in my mouth while I read. I cannot afford to replace my McLap. You are so witty and clever. Favorite band--OMG! My keyboard would have been soaked. As it was I woke up Karma--ROFL!! ;)

    Confession: I had to google Gaius Baltar and Six. Now I am off to find Battlestar Galactica on Netflix.

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  6. Oh, so hilarious! I gotta admit, I haven't seen BSG, but now I am intrigued! It's that good, huh? Like Rita, now I gotta see if it is on Netflix. And I am slightly ticked because now I am craving fudge and have the damn True Blood song stuck in my head ;)

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  7. Hahaha...my soul sister!!! How can these peeps not know BSG?? And # Six!!!!! I haven't watched in a while...I need my fix.

    -andi

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  8. You are a nut! And I would like to thank the academy, it's an honor just to be nominated. I'm seriously all choked up....

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  9. LOL!!! So I'm off the computer for a couple of days and this is what happens. BSG? Is that anything like MSG? You know that's bad for you... right? I'm a BBT girl myself. I could be a rebel and not play, but I think I'll have to rebel against my rebellious nature just this once.

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  10. I have really enjoyed reading everyone's answer to this series of questions. Fudge and remote controls, hilarious!

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  11. It must have taken you such a long time to write this post, but it was really fun to read!

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  12. chortling with evil glee in Salt Lake city. I loved this. I have several thoughts...we so need to road trip and rock out to some dunderchee. My oldest baby girl doesn't want to get her ears pierced because she doesn't want forever holes in her head, but she's traumatized because ALL the girls have their ears pierced. I tell her, it's okay not to. I'll tell her about you, the nice lotion and soap lady, and your regrets, maybe that'll make her feel better. Also, I really appreciate your qualities in a husband...you are so naughty, I love it. And, final thought of the day...fudge. :) Love you.

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  13. you're a complete and utter dag, and I love you xoxoxo

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  14. Fun read!
    I am so with you on the jewelry. I'd much rather buy tools or art supplies.
    I liked your reason for starting to blog!!
    Have a great day, Deb

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Cheers to great words!